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I have been alone 4 a long time and its time that i get myself back in the game of finding a female to love, cuz its no fun going to bed alone; 5 knuckle shuffle isnt doing it 4 me anymore
Man, I can’t wait until we get to know each other and the barriers start coming down and we can get all relaxed and secure and share what we’re really thinking.
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I also like maturity and I do like mature woman to settle down with and have a few kids and visit world too. Maturity has a different fragrance. It gives a tremendous beauty to the individual. It gives intelligence, the sharpest possible intelligence. It makes her nothing but love. Her action is love, her inaction is love; her life is love. I think mature woman is just a flower of love. I could feel from your profile that you are mature person.
Uh … I’m 22. Is this what happens when a pedophile falls for an older woman?
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hi how are you doing? hope your weekend are going well I’am going through so much personal emotional stress out right now I’am also so bored and lonely here. You are very beautiful lady
Actual reply: “Emotional stress, bored, and lonely …. was Walmart having a sale on red flags?”
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I liked your profile. I think it really connected with some of my values. By ‘values’ i mean penis, and by ‘profile’ i mean lips.
Good luck explaining the greasy smears on the monitor to your roommates.
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My dick wants to shoot cum all over your face
But let me guess: the rest of you wants my number.
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I believe I spotted you at [bar] on Wednesday. I am supposed to be there now for [event] but running behind schedule - I think I pulled something in my shoulder while masturbating.
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I’m attracted to you. This happens a lot. Not necessarily with you; this is the first time I’ve found out about you.
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i been engaged 4 times but never married i have no kids nor can i have kids but dont feel bad for me this was a willfull disesion i made much earlier in my life that ive not regreat
Oh, right, overexplaining stranger, because sterility is the biggest of your problems.
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your really gorgeous, I masturbated to your pictures
