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Dude, lose the “lols.” Former adult film star, divorced and dad are already a lot to process at once, so the last thing I need is the mental image of you hyena-laughing in your underpants after every unfunny sentence.
Hello, I saw your profile and thought maybe you would be interested in being paid for indulging in various fetish-related activities? I am in the early stages of designing a fetish-related website, (primarily foot fetish, tickling fetish, but also role playing and hand jobs), and I was wondering if you would be interested in being paid to-
-have your feet worshipped, smelled, etc…
-foot domination
-worship another woman’s feet
-make foot tease videos
-be tied and tickled
-give hand jobs
-perform in role playing scenarios (foot worship, foot domination, hand jobs)
All of this would be filmed of course, for the website, and there are also photo opportunities, showing your feet for example. If you are interested and would like more info, I’d be happy to provide it!
There’s a Craigslist for that.
