PANTS LOCK |
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
Fortunately I don’t mind spoilers for movies I’ll never watch.
Oh my god, it’s the Pants Lock version of Skynet.
Grab a beer or do some drugs sometime?
Just kidding on the drugs, those days are past for me but a beer sounds good.
Him: Find me.
Her: Um … No.
Him: Oh well, I tried.
That’s the kind of unflagging can-do spirit that put a man on the moon!
“I like my coffee like I like my women: simple, mild and incapable of judging me for my self-centeredness, bad punctuation and lack of manners.”
hmm. well, I see you are bisexual. would you be interested in having a threesome?
[after being told “no”]
ok, well, thanks. too bad! know any of your friends who might be interested?
Oh, right, I forgot “bi” and “tacky” are the same thing.
