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How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
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NotesAt the risk of sounding like a stalker, I visited your FetLife profile and I’m curious why it is that a female your age has a “Daddy” fetish? I have one myself, but the majority of females I’ve encountered who have one have all been younger. It seems to be something that most eventually outgrow. I hope that isn’t too personal.Forget the Daddy thing: My real fantasy is an alternative culture that isn’t policed from within by a bunch of judgmental dickbags.
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This one had a follow-up.
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Your profile lists you are looking for “casual sex” —- now I don’t want to assume anything here, but sometimes on site-wide updates the “I’m looking for …” menu box can reset with options one hasn’t chosen. Anyway, FYI.
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NotesAs a straight woman, why do you cut your hair so short? You do realize that men don’t find that attrative right? Are you bi-curioius or something? Why would any real man be attracted to a woman who cuts her hair to look like a boy? Hmm… -
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… three rows of teeth … is way not sharky! they have multiple rows of developing teeth that grow out from back to front, constantly replacing the foremost.
This is your opening gambit? “Nice profile, but YOU’RE WRONG!”
