|How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
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|Him:||the your/you’re complaint is a far bigger profile cliche than saying “i’m bad at these sort of things”|
|Him:||you and every third girl on this site are lying about how upset that typo makes you|
|Him:||and yes, it is a typo. stop being mad about typos.|
|Finch:||That’s some good negging you’ve got there.|
|Him:||i reacted to your negativity. towards poor uneducated people and/or people with short attention spans. i’m trying to help you become positive|
I am looking for a new pussy and you might be the one.
Please review my profile and reply ASAP.
Have a nice day.
I like your pictures by the way you are very cute, my gf thinks so too and we would like to talk to you and get to know you and maybe see what happen would you like to see a pic of her
[here he included links to two pictures]
I wanna share my gf