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How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
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Notes![[Screen capture: You should message me if I am going out on a limb here with this profile, I have been hurt a lot and so I have learned women are all the fucking same, so message me if you can prove me wrong…]
God, I know! Women, with their constant “talking” and “shopping” and “having their own motivations and feelings and desires” and “unilaterally dumping you for being the kind of dude who, instead of reflecting on his past and seeking to undo old, bad habits that hold him back from the intimacy and partnership he so obviously craves, writes off 51 percent of the population as jerks to avoid having to do all that hard fucking work”! Am I right, guys?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2cte89KEA1qghopso1_500.png)
[Screen capture: You should message me if I am going out on a limb here with this profile, I have been hurt a lot and so I have learned women are all the fucking same, so message me if you can prove me wrong…]
God, I know! Women, with their constant “talking” and “shopping” and “having their own motivations and feelings and desires” and “unilaterally dumping you for being the kind of dude who, instead of reflecting on his past and seeking to undo old, bad habits that hold him back from the intimacy and partnership he so obviously craves, writes off 51 percent of the population as jerks to avoid having to do all that hard fucking work”! Am I right, guys?
(Source: conversation-parade)
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Come on,I thought what I wrote above was witty. I put a lot of effort into it. I’m proud of what I wrote, so I don’t care if you don’t ask me out for coffee.
Our negging judges give this a 1.17.
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NotesI have been alone 4 a long time and its time that i get myself back in the game of finding a female to love, cuz its no fun going to bed alone; 5 knuckle shuffle isnt doing it 4 me anymoreMan, I can’t wait until we get to know each other and the barriers start coming down and we can get all relaxed and secure and share what we’re really thinking.
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NotesI had to look at your profile a few dozen times before deciding to message you, only because I am shy about this whole thing. I don’t want to come off like a creepy dildo.Too late!
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Notesu look naughty and interesting.would u like to be mother of our child,after marraige..lol..
join me on facebook,i m [name],i m new on this site.and very alone these days.“You look naughty, how about you come over and talk about saving it for marriage? Please? The Jehovah’s Witnesses won’t talk to me anymore.”
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THank u for making me smile so much you look like my ex…
red flag red flag RED FLAG
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Noteshi how are you doing? hope your weekend are going well I’am going through so much personal emotional stress out right now I’am also so bored and lonely here. You are very beautiful ladyActual reply: “Emotional stress, bored, and lonely …. was Walmart having a sale on red flags?”
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I have a fear of rejection to an extent, and I definitely get rejected a lot on here.
From you’re a tad bit older than I am dude. Yes, I imagine you do.
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NotesI look at life in the same aspect as you stated on your page. I got out alot of my sadness through writing songs or poetry.Can we get Allie Broch to draw an Alot of Sadness?
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don’t you think it’s not nice to not respond to people???
it makes me sad!
nobody responds to me on here!!!