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…you probably don’t know it yet, but you should feel flattered right now… hahahah - part of me thinks I should say more - like about me. but most of me thinks that this statement stands enough on its own, it’s not a pick up line, just true.
I can relate: Part of me wants to punch you in the neck, but most of me wants to punch you square in the face.
Hahahah.
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At the risk of sounding like a stalker, I visited your FetLife profile and I’m curious why it is that a female your age has a “Daddy” fetish? I have one myself, but the majority of females I’ve encountered who have one have all been younger. It seems to be something that most eventually outgrow. I hope that isn’t too personal.
Forget the Daddy thing: My real fantasy is an alternative culture that isn’t policed from within by a bunch of judgmental dickbags.
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I think you’re almost as funny as I am and I think it would be fun to chat.
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the Economist. Tell me because you buy it and throw it out to spare another reader.
i enjoyed reading your profile :)
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Based on some of the stuff you wrote on your profile, it might be better if you hang with people younger than you—just a thought.
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Why no long term dating? SF seems full of weird ‘fuckanyoneiwantnocommitments’ type relationship people (what’s the word for it again? i tend to forget things i’m not down with …. ahh yes, polyamory). i’m definitely looking for the long term.
Why? Because I’ve been holding out for someone who’s simultaneously nosy and judgmental. Today is practically Christmas!
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For 42 you are quite breathtaking!
Hey, nice backhand you’ve got there!
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Smith, Mt. Holyoke or Barnard? I may never know. Not to make you into a type, but…
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You are cute and pretty but are you doing anything with your life or just another ingénue manic pixie dream girl forever squating in a spiritual Never Never Land?
Don’t be mad, it’s okay, I work for the interwebz.
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you obviously epitomize beauty yourself. with your slack, rather crooked jawline and chubby cheeks. you actually, kinda resemble a dogs ballocks.
No comma after “actually,” asshole.
