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“I capitalized”: How to say “I was a breathtakingly manipulative self-serving bastard for days” in as few words as possible. That’s actually impressive!
In what way has love hurt you?
Devastated & dumped. Got word ex was hit by a car. I rushed to the hospital. Ex had a brain injury & forgot we broke up. I capitalized. Then days later, she remembered. :(