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How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
You are cute and pretty but are you doing anything with your life or just another ingénue manic pixie dream girl forever squating in a spiritual Never Never Land?
Don’t be mad, it’s okay, I work for the interwebz.
No comma after “actually,” asshole.
You sound like you have a lot of issues. I knew I should’ve become a psychology major — I could make a fortune off of you as your shrink. Damnit.
Thank god that you aren’t into me. I’d seriously vomit all over my computer and that wouldn’t be cool at all.
And your mom shouldn’t have talked herself out of leaving you in the dumpster behind the Arby’s.
I think you’re ugly
Jk
I think you’re stupid
Rly
(My profile only says I’m “looking for friends” because it won’t let me uncheck the ticky box.)
