PANTS LOCK

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Creatures, including people, matter to me, it follows that how and what they think has merit. Nazis, Conqistadores, Roman Legons and the like only conferred such honor upon a preferred demographic whilst the remainder were merely fodder to be enslaved or simply slaughtered on masse. What makes us different, gives us pause and empathetically connects us in kindred spirituality is that our individual humanities remain at leaset ostensibly fully entact. It is by virtue of this hope’s validity that you continue to occupy the pole position at the top of the list of advanced search results. Needless, I’ve high hopes for you =)

Whew, it’s a good thing you accidentally invoked Godwin’s Law in sentence two! Now I don’t have to spend half a second deciding whether I could stand someone who uses the word “whilst.”*

* And who splashes out on five-dollar vocabulary words but can’t spell “intact” or “en masse” or “Legions” or “conquistadores.”

#noblesse oblige #bad poetry oh noetry #falls wanking to the floor #submission

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Aw, don’t you love it when they try to help?

(Source: pussy-strut)

#noblesse oblige

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You are a very beautiful man, and you look good completely covered. Be well.

So what you’re saying is, if I put lots of clothes on, it’ll make you want to take off my clothes? But what if taking my clothes off means you’ll want me to put them back on?

I’m confused. Screw it, I’m taking off my pants so you’ll go away.

#wtf #noblesse oblige #okcupid #submission

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Notes Guys have preachy opinions about eyebrows now?

Him:	U have beautiful eyebrows!
Me:	Thanks… I think?
Him:	Part of my motivation was to encourage you not to tamper with them, modify them or try to hide them Many women believe that the Creator knows less than they do about what looks good and wind up butchering their eyebrows and wind up looking very scary.