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nice pic, can i go down on you?

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i’m a suck-her for a white girl, i love white women with european decent, you have good height and average body, nice alternative look, you can show me your wild side, wear something sexy for me so i can get turned on even more. i’m ready for you, can we have drinks at your place

#negging #nice boots #you call that a compliment #fan fiction

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hey lets fuck like hard and stuff

Oh, I’m not falling for that one again, not after “fuck hard and stuff” turned out to mean “you start talking about your recent ex as soon as I take off my shirt.”

#nice boots #lemme guess you work in sales

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I liked your profile. I think it really connected with some of my values. By ‘values’ i mean penis, and by ‘profile’ i mean lips.

Good luck explaining the greasy smears on the monitor to your roommates.

#TMI #nice boots