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I would ask you to paint my toe nails but as i only have….3, maybe 4 at a push it would be a fairly short, and not very pleasant task…..

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I play Chess…but only for money. The economic recession has forced me to turn a geeky past time into a cash cow. Sorry, that’s just how I roll. ANYWAY, I’d hate to describe myself as intellectual and/or curious. Trying to be modest here. Yeah, I can read. I’m literate. But I also think a fat guy falling down a flight of stairs is funnier than ANY clever witticism. So sue me.

Bobby “Ballin’” Fisher, what hast thou wrought?

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