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Creatures, including people, matter to me, it follows that how and what they think has merit. Nazis, Conqistadores, Roman Legons and the like only conferred such honor upon a preferred demographic whilst the remainder were merely fodder to be enslaved or simply slaughtered on masse. What makes us different, gives us pause and empathetically connects us in kindred spirituality is that our individual humanities remain at leaset ostensibly fully entact. It is by virtue of this hope’s validity that you continue to occupy the pole position at the top of the list of advanced search results. Needless, I’ve high hopes for you =)

Whew, it’s a good thing you accidentally invoked Godwin’s Law in sentence two! Now I don’t have to spend half a second deciding whether I could stand someone who uses the word “whilst.”*

* And who splashes out on five-dollar vocabulary words but can’t spell “intact” or “en masse” or “Legions” or “conquistadores.”

#noblesse oblige #bad poetry oh noetry #falls wanking to the floor #submission

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I find myself as the newest deal

displayed on the human market

One used soul on sale today

slightly damaged heart

Hot tip: the “I am bitter and sad” variety of poetry is for breakups, NOT FLIRTING.

#submission #bad poetry oh noetry #okcupid

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i feel like my life is a dark comedy like war of the roses or duplex. so yah. feel free to stalkerly peruse my profile and arrive at a judgement on whether or not i am worthy of responding to, based on my crude attempt at charm/wit/candidness in the fields therein. Also, what does sarcasm mean?

This being the internet, there’s only a ten percent chance he’s joking.

#bad poetry oh noetry #submission

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Halloween Hunt is fun
Great America
To the rides, here we come

I tried to write you a haiku, but that’s the best I can do.

Hi! ^_^

There’s a special circle of hell for folks who think a single uneven rhyme in questionable meter is the ultimate undies-dropper, where they read their own work aloud to each other forever.

#bad poetry oh noetry

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Your myths and fables are inspiring. How I long to hear them from your lips. Do you ever turn them into songs?

I would write you a Lay, a verbal, sonic feast for your symmetric teeth. I know you are currently partnered, but could you use a bard or minstrel?

Tell you what: You can be my bard, as long as you follow me around all day, every day, playing the theme from “Shaft.” We can switch it up at the gym with the theme from “Rocky.”

#bad poetry oh noetry #submission

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Well your not saying a lot on the im thingy so i thought i should send you a little of my work let me know what you think…..

Wow, thanks for the long, long poem mentioning mirrors, screaming, high school, souls, voices in your head and “penetrating gazes”! Now I can invite my friends over for a fast-paced game of Maladjusted Bingo!

#bad poetry oh noetry #enough about me let's talk about me #F5 F5 F5

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This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life.

… and lemme guess: a never-ending supply of Oxycontin.

#bad poetry oh noetry #submission

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I believe a person’s eyes give a glimpse into a person’s essence. You have honest eyes. Your eyes tell your quality and intentions.

Aww, I keep mixing up my expressions and confusing “quality and intentions” with “I am trying to kill you with my mind.”

#bad poetry oh noetry #submission

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you have got so different style.i think this charm from in a fairy tale.Or you must be from family of kings.Like a princess.In my opinion,every man must call you as my lady.did you see your hair,or skin,or have you ever looked at your nose and eyes? they certainly arent from here.no no,it cant be from this earth.maybe they are from angel’s things…wow wow wow… i hope i didnt disturb you :( but i wish really able to meet you.

Hot tip: Instead of hitting “send” on something that includes an apology for disturbing the recipient, hit “delete.”

#bad poetry oh noetry #wtf #submission

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What would I have to do in order to know you? I guess more specifically, what does a boy have to do in order to make you laugh? Make your heart swim? Make your knees weak?

For some reason, I am feeling a very strong urge to know everything about you.

#bad poetry oh noetry #submission