PANTS LOCK
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites.
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Based on some of the stuff you wrote on your profile, it might be better if you hang with people younger than you—just a thought.
#noblesse oblige
#not negging just a dick
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