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How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
You are cute and pretty but are you doing anything with your life or just another ingénue manic pixie dream girl forever squating in a spiritual Never Never Land?
Don’t be mad, it’s okay, I work for the interwebz.