PANTS LOCK
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
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you obviously epitomize beauty yourself. with your slack, rather crooked jawline and chubby cheeks. you actually, kinda resemble a dogs ballocks.
No comma after “actually,” asshole.
#not negging just a dick
#submission
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