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As the submitter says: “Likewise, buddy.”
Included in the guy’s profile is this gem: All I would like is an open minded woman that isn’t fucking batshit crazy. Is that too much to ask for?
Nope, if your definition of “open-minded woman” is “open-minded woman” instead of “inconvenient woman,” which you’ve clearly rounded up to “batshit fucking crazy.”
Just sayin’.