How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
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Come on,I thought what I wrote above was witty. I put a lot of effort into it. I’m proud of what I wrote, so I don’t care if you don’t ask me out for coffee.
Our negging judges give this a 1.17.