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Notes http://itsnotokokcupid.tumblr.com/post/20967551858/i-wish-i-were-a-dogOct 3
They say some men grow up to marry their own mum.
Thing is, I’ve come to terms with this and am looking for a girlfriend that reminds me of my mum. When I saw your profile, I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. “Mum?” I gasped. Not believing that she would put herself on such a dating website, far be it from her. I then came to my senses and realised you are my dream women.
Marry me?
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Oct 12
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. I WISH, I WISH I WERE A DOG SO I COULD SUCK MYSELF OFF.
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danisdapper said:
I would have blocked them after the elanor bit. WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ELEANOR? NO ONE.
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forevergnarly said:
omg, do people really act like that on OKC?!?! Crazy!
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