PANTS LOCK (i feel like my life is a dark comedy like war of...)

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i feel like my life is a dark comedy like war of the roses or duplex. so yah. feel free to stalkerly peruse my profile and arrive at a judgement on whether or not i am worthy of responding to, based on my crude attempt at charm/wit/candidness in the fields therein. Also, what does sarcasm mean?

This being the internet, there’s only a ten percent chance he’s joking.

#bad poetry oh noetry #submission