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How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
Well, considering we’ve never communicated before, I have no idea what you’re talking about or why you think you know so much about me, and I’m completely baffled as to who you are and what’s going on, it’s a little weird. But I’m a David Lynch fan, so to answer your question: Yes.