PANTS LOCK
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites.
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I would ask you to paint my toe nails but as i only have….3, maybe 4 at a push it would be a fairly short, and not very pleasant task…..
#maybe awesome
#wtf
#submission
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