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Notes30 yr old former adult film star here … divorced daddy of one son so yes im wild but not “2” wild lol… maybe u wanna chat u look fun as hell
lolDude, lose the “lols.” Former adult film star, divorced and dad are already a lot to process at once, so the last thing I need is the mental image of you hyena-laughing in your underpants after every unfunny sentence.
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