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How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth. These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites. Submit your own, or get updates on Twitter. |
“Explore”? Ah, wait, it must be a reference to John Mayer’s follow-up single: “Your Body Is an Amazonian Rainforest from a Time Predating Slash-and-Burn Farming and Large-Scale Soybean Cultivation, Lying in Wait to Be Discovered by an Intrepid Adventurer.” Sold! I’ll get my pith helmet.
