PANTS LOCK
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites.
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Hey! I like to think I’m pretty adorable— at least as much as you, if not cuter all together.
#wtf
#you call that a compliment
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