PANTS LOCK
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites.
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Your profile lists you are looking for “casual sex” —- now I don’t want to assume anything here, but sometimes on site-wide updates the “I’m looking for …” menu box can reset with options one hasn’t chosen. Anyway, FYI.
#noblesse oblige
#sexism nip slip
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