PANTS LOCK
How not to get into someone's pants online: put your best foot forward... and right into your mouth.
These are real "hello" messages and chat transcripts from dating sites.
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I think you’re almost as funny as I am and I think it would be fun to chat.
#stop right there
#you call that a compliment
#not negging just a dick
#submission
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